When a woman tells you she wishes she could meet someone like you it usually means you are ugly.

Not sure if this is a bodybuilding competition or a funny face competition.

When you aren't having much luck with the ladies you are willing to try anything.

Spider Dot Dalmatian dog is always ready for Halloween.

Abraham Lincoln is alive and well and here is proof.

Elijah Wood and Leonardo DiCaprio at the Academy Awards in 1994.