Having a mustache is cool but on your head not so much

Yea can I get 10 cheeseburgers, 10 fries and a diet coke please. I will save my half eaten corn dog for later.

The human brain works great most of the time

She really knows how to color coordinate between her face and her shoes

Gas prices got you down?

Bankruptcy, Divorce, and Liquor all in one convenient location. What a money maker!