A Mustache Pacifier. Why didn't I think of that?

Countless hours can be had laughing while watching your dog with painted eyebrows stare at you like you are crazy

Got caught red handed and this is your excuse

Distractions While Surfing Can Lead To Serious Wipeouts

Her Name Is Little Miss Sunshine And If She Doesn't Cheer You Up Nothing Will.

It Is Hard To Get Any Work Done At The Library When There Is A Ginormous Butt Crack Staring At You