When he woke up he probably thought his prankster friend was a real jerk off.

Eazy-He: Straight Outta Eternia. He-Man and Eazy-E are the true Masters of the Universe.

Timber: Exciting new dating app for lumberjacks.

Why argue if the glass is half full or half empty? Just drink the freaking wine.

Phones are so expensive these days.

Bald eagle eyebrows.