What do you want to be when you grow up?

Disgruntled vending machine user leaves a note.

Your girlfriend wants you to make love to her like they do in the movies,..

The word 'Click-Bait' has been added to the dictionary. Now if people actually read the dictionary they wouldn't click those crappy bogus links.

Why do Americans have to press 1 for English?

A girl asked if she was wearing too much makeup.