Can't decide if you should wear shorts or pants? Try this.

My boobs aren't small, they're low fat.

This grocery store makes shopping easy for the single, drunk, cat lovers out there.

Vending machine gave me a Diet Coke when I pushed the button for Root Beer.

Former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle no longer gets to choose between a 6 inch or a footlong.

If you squeeze the head of a Barbie Doll, it looks like Selena Gomez.