Just act natural and nobody will notice you are missing something.

While struggling in a public bathroom stall I read this on the wall and suddenly felt better.

This turtle wearing a helmet is fully prepared for battle.

Take ONE basket from the rack. Do NOT take the basket rack.

You know it is cold when a parked car leaves a perfect impression of its front end in ice.

The cure for Premenstrual syndrome (PMS) symptoms has finally been discovered.