Comparing the search history for "fleshlight" and "dating tips" using Google Trends shows us that over the last decade many have decided to give up.

This dog has a tongue so long it is amazing how he doesn't choke on it.

Will Ferrell makes you think with this quote about pot heads and the ability to design and create something at a moments notice when it is an emergency situation.

Men with piercings are better prepared for marriage than men without them.

Fast Food Establishments located in hospitals seems like a conflict of interest but it is a great form of job security.

Clever sign to get people in the door offering free beer. Nobody reads the fine print these days.