If you feel the need to vacuum the street it is probably time to seek help

When the sun is in your eyes it helps if you turn your hat around

Tiger just can't keep up like he used to

Do Not disturb! You know what I mean?

It Is Hard To Get Any Work Done At The Library When There Is A Ginormous Butt Crack Staring At You

This Young Dog Is Still Learning The Concept Of Catch.