The only thing that would make this better is if the face on the cup had a mustache

Dog steals then confesses the truth

Is it Football season yet?

How do they wipe their ass?

Dog Taking A Leak In A Guys Mouth........Wait What!?

This Lucky Guy Just Narrowly Escaped A Rusty Nail Going Into His Foot And Possibly Getting The Dreaded Thing Your Parents Always Warned You About....LockJaw!