If you feel the need to vacuum the street it is probably time to seek help

Watch out for this guy in the locker room

He should have had it delivered

If you combine Joan Rivers and Gary Busey you get the Abercrombie and Fitch CEO.

No Wonder The Towels That Look So Nice And Thick In The Store Turn Out To Be Like Paper Thin Napkins When You Get Them Home

How do they wipe their ass?