He said he didn't have to go to the bathroom.

Look at this boob. It is a nice boob.

Without pets, life can be boring.

Lazy sloth advises you to, just do it...later.

When he woke up he probably thought his prankster friend was a real jerk off.

Eazy-He: Straight Outta Eternia. He-Man and Eazy-E are the true Masters of the Universe.