This No Dogs Allowed sign has been modified to more accurately describe what will happen to the offenders.

Fired on the first day of the job for accidentally putting the pants on backwards while dressing up as Winnie the Pooh.

The Knots In This Wood Very Much Resemble a Dogs Face.

When a Man and a Woman Share The Same Shower This Is Usually What It Looks Like.

If your girlfriend tells you that you don't have to get her anything for Christmas you should be afraid.

The worst drug dealer of all is the one that charges you by the hour to lay on a couch.