This note on the door telling the UPS man to knock loudly didn't work so well.

If you don't like vegetables you are not alone.

Barney has been really working out and here are his before and after photos to prove it.

Fish that are caught and released are like people who claim to have been abducted by aliens.

Hand Job Gloves. Better than nothin'.

Money Man from the GEICO commercials is actually real. Here is proof.