Car's heater doesn't work? No problem.....

Some things in life are so not fair especially when the cat gets to poop in the house.

When a hitch hiker promises not to kill you it's probably a good idea to keep on driving

Tom Arnold: First time I did cocaine.

I Think The Fish May Have Had Some Work Done

Possum Breaks Into Bakery And Stuffs His Face With Pastries Until He Was So Full He Couldn't Move.