Anything you say can and will be held against you.

Keep your friends on Facebook and Twitter updated in real time on your turd status with this high tech toilet.

If fast food workers want $15 an hour, I better get my straw.

Hillary Clinton shuts down elevator and half a store to get a $600 hair cut, but she can relate...

9 out of 10 dentists agree, the jerk that killed Cecil the lion is an asshole.

First day of school before and after pics.