It is a good idea to teach your child the difference between love and hate but I don't think tattoos are such a good idea.

Just a couple of ferrets in pastel colored turtlenecks

Hours of entertainment is to be had by watching cats stare at a bug in a lamp shade.

Tom Arnold: First time I did cocaine.

It Might Be A Good Idea To Read This Book If Your Cat Looks At You Funny

The Author Of This Book Should Have Put His Name In A Different Location