When a woman tells you she wishes she could meet someone like you it usually means you are ugly.

Twitter user asks Hugh Hefner how he has so many bitches and he responds with some great advice.

When you aren't having much luck with the ladies you are willing to try anything.

Multiple selfies with a camel while doing the same facial expressions.

Abraham Lincoln is alive and well and here is proof.

Animal Medical Center sign encouraging people to get their pets neutered by them due to their fabulous ball handling skills.