Without pets, life can be boring.

Eazy-He: Straight Outta Eternia. He-Man and Eazy-E are the true Masters of the Universe.

Hope they understand that Princess Leia is Darth Vader's daughter and that inbreeding is bad.

Why argue if the glass is half full or half empty? Just drink the freaking wine.

Bald eagle eyebrows.

Facebook status update: I think I might stay home tonight...