Yeah, I will have to call you later. Dad thinks I'm high. Hello?

What Squirrels Are Really Thinking When They Drop Their Nuts And Run.

This Cow Does Not Want To Be Someones Next Meal.

Illinois, Nebraska, Iowa....ahh hell what difference does it make. Postcards blow.

She Isn't Lying When She Says She Is On Her Last Leg.

DiGiorno Pizza And Cookies. I Am Not Sure If This Is What They Intended But It Never Hurts To Experiment.