Art Teacher: “Ok Class paint a margarita on a tropical beach.” Student: “No thanks, I like trees.”

College Daughter Daycare will take good care of your freshman daughter.

The awkward moment when you realize what the sound of nature actually is.

“Siri I need to get laid.” I guess Siri is a pimp now too.

Every other vegetable sucks compared to the potato.

North Korea leader Kim Jong-un is more like Kim Tan Trum.