College Daughter Daycare will take good care of your freshman daughter.

Every other vegetable sucks compared to the potato.

North Korea leader Kim Jong-un is more like Kim Tan Trum.

In the UK the word 'pulp' does not exist, so they have to settle for 'bits.'

Do not consume if the seal is broken.

Goodwill just got much cooler after seeing this, “I wear your grandad's clothes” sign.