It must have been a very slow news day

Great costume if you are feeling a little nutty

Yea can I get 10 cheeseburgers, 10 fries and a diet coke please. I will save my half eaten corn dog for later.

Why peel off the label when you can just eat around it?

That Lemon Might Not Break Any Records But At Least They Got Some Use Out Of It

Romantic Wedding Proposals Don't Usually Involve Pigs