Say a prayer for his micro penis.

Extended trike with two blown V-8 engines, wheelie bar, dual rear wings, roll bar, and he doesn't even buy matching ear muffs.

Musicians prove it isn't about the money.

Moms have superhuman powers.

Don't forget to congratulate your Mom since you turned out perfectly.

A rematch between Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather would be super cute.