Spends 8 hours a day on the internet but proudly says, "I don't watch TV."

Dressed in a patriotic outfit to buy Budweiser beer from a foreign company.

His beer belly adds more depth and realism to this already cool Orangutan shirt.

Extremely alert mall security guard.

Best used car Craigslist ad ever.

Fish that are caught and released are like people who claim to have been abducted by aliens.