When he woke up he probably thought his prankster friend was a real jerk off.

Eazy-He: Straight Outta Eternia. He-Man and Eazy-E are the true Masters of the Universe.

Hope they understand that Princess Leia is Darth Vader's daughter and that inbreeding is bad.

Timber: Exciting new dating app for lumberjacks.

Why argue if the glass is half full or half empty? Just drink the freaking wine.

We know what is wrong with the world, but how do we fix it?