Teaching your cat how to use the toilet is easy. Teaching your cat how to use a plunger is awesome.

I've been wiping my ass since I was a child. It's time for me to go pro.

Weather forecast update: It's hot as balls.

My tennis trophy got damaged.

I thought my relationship problems were complicated until I read this.

Dear Flo, Thanks for last night. I think our relationship is progressing nicely. xoxo