When a woman tells you she wishes she could meet someone like you it usually means you are ugly.

This dog has a tongue so long it is amazing how he doesn't choke on it.

Will Ferrell makes you think with this quote about pot heads and the ability to design and create something at a moments notice when it is an emergency situation.

When you aren't having much luck with the ladies you are willing to try anything.

Buy a corn dog get a free stick sign should really help increase sales.

When you buy a pair of these Fake shoes at least you know what you are getting.