"Don't feed the bears" warning doesn't sugar coat anything and is blatantly honest.

Abs on a skinny guy is like tits on a fat girl. It doesn't count.

Twitter user asks Hugh Hefner how he has so many bitches and he responds with some great advice.

Patrons of this strip club have now been notified it is safe to return.

Someone named the printer at work Bob Marley because it always be jammin'.

Buy a corn dog get a free stick sign should really help increase sales.