This is either the happiest dog in the world, or he is about to sneeze.

The Minivan: 2 in the front. 5 in the rear.

How did this person even graduate from high school?

A clock that doesn't give a shit.

Vodquila is vodka and tequila which proves mixing different types of alcohol is a beautiful thing.

Septic pumper truck with a crap load of political promises.