Condom with the familiar slogan of 'Just Do it' and splooge logo is a nice touch.

Failed my drivers test after instructor asked what I do at stop lights.

Do not disturb this guy. He is on a tight schedule.

If you're happy and you know it crap your hands.

Great shirt to have if you enjoy screwing with people in public.

Please help these kids get out of this fart infested SUV.