Marriage. Because nothing says love like signing a government contract.

The word 'Click-Bait' has been added to the dictionary. Now if people actually read the dictionary they wouldn't click those crappy bogus links.

How does a non dirty minded person understand a dirty minded comment?

For pet owners who don't want to ever actually pet their pet.

VW Bug couch is sick.

Summertime in the United States of America has arrived!