No time to get dressed when you can get a TV half off at 4am

This woman seems to be dressed a bit too classy for Wal-Mart.

A Mustache Pacifier. Why didn't I think of that?

It is a good idea to teach your child the difference between love and hate but I don't think tattoos are such a good idea.

Yea can I get 10 cheeseburgers, 10 fries and a diet coke please. I will save my half eaten corn dog for later.

Still trying to figure this out but you can't go wrong with beer and babes