Some heroes don't wear a cape, they hold a roll of toilet paper.

Living in Greece is like being a tampon.

Clint Eastwood shooting you with Morgan Freeman narrating would be the best way to die....ever.

If you're happy and you know it crap your hands.

Forgiveness is like swallowing when you want to spit according to this Church.

Great shirt to have if you enjoy screwing with people in public.