Romantic candlelight dinner for two. Man and his motorcycle can never be parted.

Hours of entertainment is to be had by watching cats stare at a bug in a lamp shade.

Must have been a really good friend

How to take a shower in Africa

The only thing that would make this better is if the face on the cup had a mustache

If you combine Joan Rivers and Gary Busey you get the Abercrombie and Fitch CEO.