If you feel the need to vacuum the street it is probably time to seek help

When a hitch hiker promises not to kill you it's probably a good idea to keep on driving

Best Front Door Ever And I Am Sure Those Dogs Love It Too

Does That Make The Apple Butter Taste Any Better?

He Probably Read The Sign And Then Got Over Confident In His Driving Abilities

Possum Breaks Into Bakery And Stuffs His Face With Pastries Until He Was So Full He Couldn't Move.