I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can....act cool.

'Spa' has moved. No massage here. No ring bell.

He's got 99 problems but she's not 1.

I've been wiping my ass since I was a child. It's time for me to go pro.

Make sure nothing is protruding from your backpack and that it is fully zipped while out in public.

Our relationship should be like a classic Nintendo 64.