Not sure if this is a bodybuilding competition or a funny face competition.

Abs on a skinny guy is like tits on a fat girl. It doesn't count.

This dog has a tongue so long it is amazing how he doesn't choke on it.

Clint Eastwood also known as Dirty Harry knows how tough it was back in the day when even mice had balls.

Patrons of this strip club have now been notified it is safe to return.

Buy a corn dog get a free stick sign should really help increase sales.