Coach got me in so many track and field events, I got confused.

I took this stupid test and I am pretty sure I passed.

I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can....act cool.

He's got 99 problems but she's not 1.

Teaching your cat how to use the toilet is easy. Teaching your cat how to use a plunger is awesome.

I've been wiping my ass since I was a child. It's time for me to go pro.