Guy comes home with hickeys on his neck and tells his girlfriend he got in a fight. She then tweets about it.

This man is so proud he pooped today he wants the world to know about it with this awesome shirt.

The Nessie Ladle cooking utensil is a must have kitchen tool for those Loch Ness monster fans.

Forrest Gump always said love is like a fart....

Abs on a skinny guy is like tits on a fat girl. It doesn't count.

Will Ferrell makes you think with this quote about pot heads and the ability to design and create something at a moments notice when it is an emergency situation.