Much easier to drive around than move the tree limb 1 foot off the road

Why peel off the label when you can just eat around it?

Everything was fine until they decided to include the dog in the family portrait

Not sure which is more strange....The fact that a dog has human feet or a human has a dog's head.

You Better Flush The Toilet!

How Not To Strap Down An ATV In The Back Of Your Pickup Truck