Art Teacher: “Ok Class paint a margarita on a tropical beach.” Student: “No thanks, I like trees.”

College Daughter Daycare will take good care of your freshman daughter.

No! I don't wanna go back to school.

Every other vegetable sucks compared to the potato.

In the UK the word 'pulp' does not exist, so they have to settle for 'bits.'

Do not consume if the seal is broken.