You might laugh but this guy can still pull the babes

This woman decided to bake a cute snowman but what came out resembled Jabba the Hut from Star Wars.

A Mustache Pacifier. Why didn't I think of that?

Clever sign. I wonder how many calls they received?

If he walked around staring at the ground nobody would ever notice

Always good to know the house you want to buy isn't haunted.