Marriage. Because nothing says love like signing a government contract.

Why do good looking people always say looks don't matter?

The word 'Click-Bait' has been added to the dictionary. Now if people actually read the dictionary they wouldn't click those crappy bogus links.

Why do Americans have to press 1 for English?

A girl asked if she was wearing too much makeup.

For pet owners who don't want to ever actually pet their pet.