Don't be a jackass and eat the poor Snowman's nose

No Wonder The Towels That Look So Nice And Thick In The Store Turn Out To Be Like Paper Thin Napkins When You Get Them Home

This Boat Floats Above The Water.

He Should Have Brought His Glove To The Baseball Game

Her Name Is Little Miss Sunshine And If She Doesn't Cheer You Up Nothing Will.

This Man Is Living Proof That You Can Turn Trash Into Treasure