Quasi Modo is the winner of the 2015 World’s Ugliest Dog Contest.

Jesus more than likes you.

You are not an alcoholic if you only have one glass of wine per night.

Jellyfish have survived with no brains and it is great news for stupid people.

Sometimes I check up on people I hate to make sure I still hate them.

Taking cough syrup when you are sick turns you into a crunk juice master.