How I think I look when I don't shave for awhile.

Without pets, life can be boring.

Lazy sloth advises you to, just do it...later.

Hope they understand that Princess Leia is Darth Vader's daughter and that inbreeding is bad.

Timber: Exciting new dating app for lumberjacks.

Why argue if the glass is half full or half empty? Just drink the freaking wine.