They were meant to be together from the first time their seeds touched the dirt

Yea can I get 10 cheeseburgers, 10 fries and a diet coke please. I will save my half eaten corn dog for later.

Great shirt but I am not sure how the wife will take it

Still trying to figure this out but you can't go wrong with beer and babes

Does That Make The Apple Butter Taste Any Better?

I Think The Fish May Have Had Some Work Done