I might get up and go jogging today. I also might win the lottery.

He said he didn't have to go to the bathroom.

Look at this boob. It is a nice boob.

Lazy sloth advises you to, just do it...later.

When he woke up he probably thought his prankster friend was a real jerk off.

Hope they understand that Princess Leia is Darth Vader's daughter and that inbreeding is bad.