Child safety seat laws are not quite as strict in this country

Dad feeds Baby some milk from a bottle while Mommy feeds Daddy some beer from a bottle. Such a beautiful sight.

They were meant to be together from the first time their seeds touched the dirt

Yes...you probably should have left it in the box.

When a hitch hiker promises not to kill you it's probably a good idea to keep on driving

Still trying to figure this out but you can't go wrong with beer and babes