Excuse me but I think you have a brake light out on your pants.

If he walked around staring at the ground nobody would ever notice

This waiter has mad skills especially since the plates probably weigh more than he does.

Not sure which is more strange....The fact that a dog has human feet or a human has a dog's head.

The Day You Stop Acting Like A Kid Is The Day You Stop Living.

Tom Arnold: First time I did cocaine.