The Knots In This Wood Very Much Resemble a Dogs Face.

Nobody Ever Said You Had To Be Smart To Order a Pizza.

Kids These Days Would Rather Play Candy Crush Than Admire a Rembrandt Painting.

If your girlfriend tells you that you don't have to get her anything for Christmas you should be afraid.

The worst drug dealer of all is the one that charges you by the hour to lay on a couch.

This Kid Forgot To Put The Water In His Cup O Noodles.