Coach got me in so many track and field events, I got confused.

He's got 99 problems but she's not 1.

Between the both of them, there is a full head of hair.

Teaching your cat how to use the toilet is easy. Teaching your cat how to use a plunger is awesome.

Two white police officers held at gunpoint by black kid.

I've been wiping my ass since I was a child. It's time for me to go pro.